Fat Chav Insurance

I'm sure that motor insurance claims adjusters see some amusing claim reports. However, the Telegraph reports that a claim submitted to insurer AIG in the UK aroused enough interest for the claim handler to leak it onto the internet.

In the claim form, the claimant not only describes the driver of the car he hit as a"fat chav who definately (sic) does not have whiplash," he includes a cartoon drawing of the scene with cars labeled "fat chav" and "me," and the other driver saying "Ooooh I'm a freeloading fat chav who doesn't have whiplash."

AIG says they are investigating the leak, but I suspect they've got more important things to do, given they're about to report a $60 billion loss this quarter, the largest in corporate history!