Jesus Loves Guns

A Kentucky pastor has told his congregation to bring their handguns to church later this month for a gun celebration. They will also raffle off a handgun for $1 a chance.

The preacher says, "As a Christian pastor I believe that without a deep-seeded belief in God and firearms that this country would not be here." Because we all know that Jesus loves guns, right?

I'm sure this will end well. No doubt we'll be hearing about this event on the evening news.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

In the meantime, watch out for this mob!